Monday, January 5, 2009

Magic 8 Ball

So I found a Magic 8 Ball and I felt like asking it random questions. Sorry if you're mentioned and you're scared. I asked like over 300 questions, these are just the ones that entertained me.

These are the things that were brought to my attention and the Magic 8 Ball tells me how my life is going to go… it seems very interesting.

PS- most the relationship questions were asked by my little brother who thought this was hilarious, especially all the ones including names…he learned the names of a few of my friends and decided to insert them in the questions, and they just made me laugh

Apparently my friend Laura will be getting married in the next year, so yay! I get to be another bridesmaid!

I will be getting married in between 5-10 years. Also both my brother and sister will both be married before me. And my brother Jacob is only almost 14… so in 7 years he will be back from his mission… so if you do the math I won't be married for at least 7 or 8 years. Tough luck for me.

Apparently me and John will never hook up, and never be friends for an extended period of time. Also Micah and I will never hook up. I did not need a Magic 8 Ball to tell me these things, but my brother wanted them re-affirmed I guess.

I will not get a boyfriend in winter semester. But I will get a summer job, and meet my boyfriend there. So fingers crossed!

This is a picture I drew of Allison. I drew a Self Portrait of her.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Completely Random

So this is a Movie game that I made up! Haha! It's awesome

So you start with one movie. Preferrably one with a lot of famous and popular actors in it. Then you take someone who was in that movie, and watch another movie with that actor, and so on and so forth until you can stop. This can go on for several days. For finals week I have been playing, and I will tell you what I have watched. The movie title will be first, followed by the actor that I choose to follow to the next movie. I wonder if I explained that well enough

Romeo + Juilet

Leonardo DiCaprio

The Man in the Iron Mask

Hugh Laurie

Sense and Sensibility

Alan Rickman (my old man crush)

Galaxy Quest

Sigourney Weaver

Holes

Shia LeBaouf (spelling?)

Transformers

John Turturro

Secret Window

Johnny Depp

Pirates of the Carribean

Kiera Knightly

Pride and Predjudice

Simon Woods

Penelope

James McAvoy

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

William Moseley

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Warwick Davis

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Ralph Fiennes

The Prince of Egypt

Michelle Piefer

Hairspray

James Marsden

Enchanted

Susan Surandon

Little Women

Christian Bale

Newsies

Bill Pulman

While You Were Sleeping

Sandra Bullock

Two Weeks Notice

Hugh Grant

Music and Lyrics

Drew Barrymore

Never Been Kissed

Molly Shannon

Evan Almighty

Steve Carell

Get Smart

Anne Hathaway

Ella Enchanted

The End…. Or is it?

That's all I've done so far. But it's great to make this game. It makes me Feel special. And yes I either have all those movies, or were renting them at the time I did this! Haha! I'm just awesome like that.

Also random tidbits today

I saw a midget walking to school today, like an actual midget, while I was diving (mind you not to school, or I might have offered a ride, cause I would offer anyone walking a ride! Haha. It makes me feel special to give rides) any ways, saw her while I was driving and I turned to Allison and I said, that would take so long to walk to school. And it would, but you know you do what you gotta do.

Also this morning I woke up and I saw there was a car outside that was on, with its lights on. Mind you it was 6am. I thought "oh, they must be packing and leaving soon." I noticed at 7am the car was still on. So then I was concerned, but I notice someone was moving inside. So I thought to ignore it. When leaving for school at 9am. The car is still on. I wonder what is worth all that gas? What is worth just sitting there? Who is in there? And then out pops my Elders Quorum President and Relief Society President. Hm… haha actually I don't have to wonder, they are getting married in a week. So I know exactly what they were doing in there, if you catch my drift.


 


 


 

Friday, November 21, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Words About the Past Few Days

These are things where you can put random words, or a blog and then they order them funky like... it was entertaining when I should have been studying. ps- you can click on one to make it bigger!

This one is telling stories that happened over the weekend and the past couple of day's they choose random words to make big! haha! Stories like Micah hitting my head. Watching movies with John. All the book's I've been reading recently. I counted that I finished 7 books in the past 4 days. I'm obsessed!

This is taken from my blog, it chooses the most common words used to make larger! Aparently, I talk about my self in third person the most often! haha!


This was the first one I made with just random words and random people!

Monday, November 17, 2008

uh...


So I haven’t written in my blog in a while. So I thought I would update, and well I can’t think of anything too spectacular to say, I thought I would write one anyways. So I think I am going to write about the new friends that I have made this year. So that you can get acquainted with my life. PS- the order of people has nothing to do with their significance, most likely I start typing about something and it reminds me of the next person I should write about, so if any of these people read this, which I doubt they will, whether you are first or last, honestly holds no significance.

Amy- Amy Richins, she lives next door, in the next stairwell… so we share walls. I’m not sure if you can make that suggestive, but you should try. Amy was in my ward last year, but we weren’t too good of friends. But we discovered each other this year and wow! We click! And we are both very desperate for boys. But I think together we can conquer the desperateness, and hopefully wait patiently for the boy to come around. Amy makes me laugh. And for worse or for better, our laughs harmonize, literally, when we laugh (both very loud), like truly laugh, they harmonize. Like a beautiful songbird singing for everyone to hear! Interesting fact about Amy- for some reason me and her think it is hilarious to waggle our tongues at each other in a very suggestive way, all because of one comment made about tongues and stuff you do with them ;) that was suggestive. Haha! Me and Amy are pretty certain we are kindred souls Haha! Maybe?

Kiri- Kiri Ainslie, she is my beloved roommate! I love Kiri! She makes me laugh. For instance just this morning we were talking and she was saying how Britain was like “I thought you were Amanda” and she was like, “Ya, cause we look so much alike” in a very sarcastic way. I proceeded to be sarcastic “Yes, and we talk exactly the same too” Kiri the precious, gullible person that she is proceeded with the question “We do?”. There is one thing you need to know about Kiri. She is English, haha! English accent and all… so the thought that she could even remotely talk like me, makes me giggle. Interesting fact about Kiri- she is very comfortable to ride on top of ;)

Micah- Micah Jenkins! He is a great friend. We hang out all the time. Micah claims that he doesn’t talk a lot, but well I’m pretty sure that is changing. We hang out too much for it not come true! Micah served his mission in India! He made curry the other day, and claimed it would be “too spicy” for me, but I ate some and didn’t think it was too spicy, but he still claimed I wouldn’t like it cause it would be “too spicy”. I think he really just wanted to eat it all on his own. He’s not the sharing type ;) Interesting facts about Micah (there a quite a few) - he is very squeamish; he cut his finger, and almost passed out. He is very violent, he attacked me with a couch cushion and well, my head still hurts. He gets scared fairly easily as well, he’s hilarious to watch a scary movie with, and to scare. He is not touchy-feely at all, infact we are working on that ;) But the best thing about Micah is his car. The first time I rode in Micah’s car I asked him, what its name was… he then told me it didn’t have one. If you’re car has problems (which his does) it has to have a name so that it can be coaxed into working. So we have named it Monte. (it’s a Monte Carlo, so not too original, but a cool name nonetheless) now he calls it that automatically, Oh the affect I have on people ;)

Lindsay/Reba- So I put Lindsay Bean and Reba Gonzales together cause if you look them up on facebook book, the other shows up as well. So I was like hm… packaged deal? So now I think of them as one person in a way. They are Amy’s roommates. We are all becoming fast friends. It reminds me a lot of last year, when I would pretty much live in places where I didn’t. Except this year I live in my own apartment too. So it’s like Double Jeopardy! Lindsay introduced me to Zupas, it was very kind of her, and it’s very amazing, I love it. It’s delicious! Both Lindsay and Reba love High School Musical Three, they make me want to see it, and I don’t even like the first two movies! Haha! They are amazing girls. Reba has this boyfriend, and he makes me laugh. Before they were official they had like 4 DTRs! It made me laugh. Interesting Facts- Reba wears a ring on her left ring finger, because she hates dating, and out of all the people I’m friends with this semester, she is one of the only people that has a boyfriend! So I think it’s funny the one who tries so hard to avoid dating is the one that does. Also Reba falls asleep all the time. Whenever you hang out she falls asleep. Lindsay loves Zupas, they know her over there because she goes so often. I think that is funny. Lindsay and Reba both own cars, and they are so nice, and ask to give me rides often. They make me feel loved and special. Me and Lindsay share a wall, and sometimes we knock on it to each other!

Crystal and Leah- They are roommates, I put them together cause well frankly we aren’t that great of friends yet, but we will be soon I predict. Leah is so amazing; she goes into the hospital and thinks that it is no big deal! What an inspiration. When I complain about getting hit on the head! They both make me laugh, and they both are in Micah’s FHE group… so I have an in. Haha. I had to explain to Micah what an “in” was. Anyways back to Crystal and Leah! They are awesome. They live across the hall from Amy, Reba, and Lindsay! They love Rockband, and whenever we get together we try to find some way to play!

John- John Jeppson! O boy, did we like find kindred souls or what? Me and John have like exactly the same sense of humor, and we both absolutely love The Office, if you don’t watch The Office, never hand out with the two of us when we are together, because it’s pretty much all we quote when we are hanging out! I work with John, but we are still way good friends! John though is way too shallow! He needs to work on that. All he ever wants to do when we hang out, is know if cute girls are coming that he can hang out with. Apparently my friendship is not enough incentive. In fact now that I think about it, the only times that we hang out, are when food is involved, or hot girls. Dang what is that saying for my reputation! Dang now I’m all butt hurt! (inside joke). “I love inside jokes, I’d love to be a part of one someday” (kinda another inside joke, just The Office). Interesting Fact- John sings in the BYU men’s chorus, and is very single! Ladies? Any takers?

Victoria- Victoria Vance! She is like my lover! We have a blast when we are together! We work together, with John, and well we click. We have so much fun together, if only we lived closer. But we both are on Facebook all the time so we get over that real quick. She gives me guidance about boys all the time! Victoria has a lover, but it’s like the untouchable lover unfortunately. We both love the movie What’s Up Doc, which is a must for anyone that is my friend! I feel like I don’t have to write much about Victoria, because we are so much alike, that I just would be writing about myself, and not about her! Interesting facts- She is a freshman, I know! I know! But freshman friends are awesome in my opinion! She has like the funniest personality, and the best Barbra Streisand impression that I have ever seen! She is single too, and if anyone is looking for a hot, young, spontaneous, perky girl go for it! I’ll give you her number!

Kerri- Kerri McNeil. What is there to be said about Kerri! She is awesome. We aren’t that great of friends yet… but we are moving that way! She makes me laugh. Like bust a gut laughing not just like little chuckle on my insides… but like I’m about to pee my pants cause you just made me laugh so hard, laughing. Haha! Kerri owns Rockband, so I love her alone because of that, but to top it off, I can play at a higher level than her, so it makes me feel good about myself! I tell her stories and she laughs, so she makes me feel like the funniest person alive. Maybe that’s why I like her so much, because she seems to like me so much… hm… I might be onto something here. Haha! She straight up is an awesome person. And that’s pretty much all that you need to be my friend right? Owning rock band doesn’t hurt either. My friendship can be bought, just so everyone knows! Interesting facts- Kerri is from Minnesota, but really can’t ice-skate like a person from Minnesota. Kerri got second place in the State Champ Tae Kwon Do competition! Kerri also owns her own Dojo and teaches people ATA (yes I do know what that stands for by the way, and she didn’t tell me! A-ha!) Double Hawk. (inside joke again)

Monday, October 27, 2008

Quotes... That are Awesome

So this post is pretty much going to be all about me, not gonna lie. I don't normally just sit around and brag about myself, but I'm going to right now. Cause I can. So me and Allison have some pretty amazing Quotes together, and I thought it would be fun to just put them all up here, and there will probably be some amazing ones, with other people that I like too. Like my roommates. Or Other friends. Cause I generally like people.
So Here It Goes

Amanda: "I was hoping to use your illness for my benefit."

Amanda: "You're speaking in riddles, Eugene. That's not actually a quote. I just added Eugene to make it funny."

Allison: "We ate a whole pizza!"
Amanda: "No, we didn't. It's dispersed among the other pizzas. How pathetic. We can't even eat a whole medium pizza."
Allison: "Well, you weren't hungry, and I'm sick. What do you expect?"
Amanda: "Sorry I failed as the chubby friend in this relationship." Amanda reading Rachel Jane's blog: "I love my life because I work with austic preschoolers."

Amanda: "Go to bed." Allison: "In a second. I have to chew out my friend first." Amanda: "Why don't you just tell him goodbye?" Allison: "You mean tonight or for forever?" Amanda: "Pick one."

Allison: "I would totally go on a date with my husband." Amanda: "You should. He was way cute."

Amanda: "We caught a tarantula once. But it died. Actually, it exploded."

Allison: "You can describe him as my Jacob. I know that's weird, but it's the same exact situation."
Amanda: "So he's going to fall in love with your mutant baby? Weird. Let me know how that works out."
Allison: "lol!!!!!! No! I mean in New Moon Jacob, gosh."
Amanda: "Oh, so your second love. I see."

Allison: "No. I don't love him. That's Eclipse."

Amanda: "Do you still have a cold sore?"
Allison: "Yeah but it's almost gone."
Amanda: "If my husban
d has cold sores, I'll be really sad because I'll get cold sores."
Allison: "Well, you could just not kiss him for two weeks."
Amanda: "Or kiss him everywhere else..."
Allison: "Amanda!"
Amanda: "What, we're married! We're allowed to do that!"

Allison- HOLLA Shout out to my homie Amanda!!! Yo.

Amanda: "I know whats up. I stalk. I was about to say that rhymes, but it doesn't."

Amanda: "People who r
ead your blog probably think your friend Amanda is so retarded."

Amanda: "I've been attracted to objects before in dreams."
Allison: "Like what?"
Amanda: "Like a robot."

Allison: "Well my friend, we are broke, single, and bored. What else is there to live for? Let's jump off a bridge."
Amanda: "dang I was gonna answer your question with witty repartee, and then you added the bridge thing so it wouldn’t' work anymore."
Allison: "Oh. Sorry to ruin your witty remarks."

Amanda: "haha i know I’m just awesome like that, i'm like everyone’s piece of furniture in their house."
Allison: "that kinda doesn't make sense, but it's funny because i'm only half awake."

Allison: "How many times did you just say the word 'sex'?"
Amanda: "Not enough."

Amanda: "i can't believe colin firth is gay, stupid."
Allison: "he is?"
Amanda: "in the movie."
Allison: "Oh. I was like, he is not! Nooooo!!!!"
Amanda: "haha... sorry didn't mean to scare you."

Amanda: "I'm going to do self portraits of people."

Amanda: "I did not push that button you sizey crayko phone."

Amanda and Allison Quoting Juno "I am a Crakin' from the sea!" "Fuket Thailand!" "Geez, Banana, shut your freakin' gob!"

Amanda: "I'm just talking mushrooms."

Amanda: "I think I put too much of your only spice in it."
Allison: "What's my only spice?"
Amanda: "Onion salt."
Allison: "Oh, crap."

Allison: About MSN messenger when I lost my voice: "I like this form of communication. You can understand me."
Amanda: "or at least hear at a level not only heard by dongs."

Amanda: "I can't breathe"
Ty: "Maybe you need to drink some water."
Wistie: "Yeah, just drink some water."
Amanda: "It's in my lungs, not my stomach!"

Amanda: "How do you make bread suggestive?"
Allison: "I can make anything sound suggestive."
Amanda: "Is your loaf pull-apart?"
Allison: "Wow. That was lame."

Other Suggestive Bread Phrases
"You should toast that n
ow."

"I'll stick two pieces of mine in yours"

"Do you want me to butter yours?"

"Yeast makes bread rise. You wanna know what makes me rise?"

"Would you like to be involved in MY Great Harvest?"

Lame suggestive phrases:
"You could have a net weight of two pounds."

"Put your thiamine next to mine"

"Mmm. Crunchy."

Allison: "Can you imagine me in a strip club?"
Amanda: "Uh huh."

"Yeah, but it's kind of clicky."
"That's what she said." – Amanda

"Hey on Saturday do you want to go to the holy temple and throw colored power at people?" – Amanda

ALSO I WAS ON A WEBSITE, AND FOUND THIS FUNNY

No Movies found!
You are possible misspelled.

I'M MISSPELLED? WEIRD... I SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT.

Amanda- “Where can I sign up for that? The suicide bombing… not the baby.”

Amanda- “It was an inside joke, inside me”

Amanda- “I have the mouth of a Mormon Trucker”



Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Secrets


I don't want anyone to feel bad, but I hate secrets. Mine, and everyone else's... why do we have secrets? What as humans drives us to keep something from someone else. I'm a trusting person, why can't I tell a single person my secrets? Is there like one secret that no one can know? I guess the best thing is that we have our Heavenly Father, he knows all our secrets, problems, pains, and any afflictions that we have. I love knowing that i can turn to him in my worst of moments. Look to him for guidance, and trust him with anything and anyone. The hardest part is knowing when to act and when to let him step in. And when do I accept help in my own life? Its so hard. Life is so hard. But the good thing is there are so many people who love me, and so many people that I love. Loving others is a huge driving force in my life. If I didnt have my unwavering love for practically any person on the planet, I dont know if I could make it.

Bottom line is. Life sucks. Life rocks. To paraphrase one of my favorite movies "Life is a storm, my friends. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you strong is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we all know you, the strong, the brave, the faithful and the true."

ps- sorry that this is not as cheery as my normal blog