WHEN I AM STANDING AT THE CROSSWALK AND THEN SOMEONE COMES UP BEHIND ME AND PRESSES THE BUTTON TO CROSS THE STREET TOO, LIKE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO DO IT. I JUST LIKE TO STAND AT THE CROSS OR SOMETHING.
WHEN I GO TO WAVE AT SOMEONE AND I REALIZE I DON'T KNOW THEM, SO I SLOWLY REARRANGE MY HAIR.
WHEN I ACTUALLY GO AND TALK TO SOMEONE, AND IT TURNS OUT I DON'T KNOW THEM... O THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
WHEN I YELL AT SOMEONE I ACTUALLY DO KNOW, TO GET THERE ATTENTION, AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU HEARS, BUT THAT PERSON, SO THEN EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS LIKE, "YA RIGHT, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS? NICE TRY."
WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR ARM IN A SLING AND TRY TO TRY ON CLOTHES BY YOURSELF IN THE BOOKSTORE.
WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR ARM IN A SLING AND ATTEMPT TO PUT A LID ON YOUR FOOD, O AND THE LID HAS STUFF ON IT TOO. HELLO? ITS CALLED GRAVITY, THINGS WILL FALL ON THE TABLE... AND MAKE MORE OF A MESS THAN INTENDED.
WHEN MY PHONE RINGS IN CLASS... AND ITS LIKE A RANDOM INSIDE JOKE RING, THAT IS JUST EMBARRASSING.
WHEN I LAUGH AT MYSELF... IN PUBLIC... AND PEOPLE JUST LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOUR CRAZY.
HOW ABOUT WHEN I TALK TO MYSELF!
OR TODAY WHEN I WAS WALKING TO CAMPUS AND SINGING AND DANCING TO MY 80'S MUSIC? I'M 99% CERTAIN I SCARED ALL THE LITTLE FRESHMAN IN HELAMAN, THEY WERE LIKE, "THAT'S WHAT ONE YEAR OF BYU DOES TO YOU? O NO!"
WHEN I GET OUTTA BREATH FROM WALKING UP HELAMAN HILL WAY TOO FAST, BUT EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOUR AN IDIOT... THAT'S A CLASSIC, I ALWAYS TRY TO COVER IT UP BY LIKE YAWNING OR SOMETHING.
I THINK THAT IS ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW... BUT ITS HOW I AM, AND HOW COULD ANYONE LOVE ME, IF I WASN'T ME! I'M TRUE TO MY AMANDANESS, AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT ... TOO BAD, CAUSE I'M AWESOME! EVEN THOUGH I MAY BE A TOTAL NERD.
ALSO I WAS ON A WEBSITE, AND FOUND THIS FUNNY
1 comment:
HAHA! This is soooo great! "You are possible misspelled." lol you make me laugh
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