Monday, May 12, 2008

Jamba Juice

SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, BUT I WORK AT JAMBA JUICE, AND TONIGHT I HAVE COME TO REALIzE THAT ALOT OF INTERESTING QUOTES AND STORIES COME OUT OF THERE... SO I THOUGHT I WOULD POST THEM HERE, LIKE MY OWN JAMBA JUICE QUOTE WALL! JUST SO YOU KNOW... NOT ALL OF THESE ARE DIRECTLY FROM MY OWN MOUTH, ALOT OUR FROM OTHERS... JUST SO YOU KNOW.

"SOMETIMES, AN ORANGE JUST HAPPENS"

"I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY."
"WHY NOT?"
"MY CAR IS ON FIRE"
"THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT IT OUT"

"I CAN'T COME TO WORK TODAY."
"WHY NOT?"
"I DON'T HAVE A CAR"
"NEITHER DO I"
"I DON'T HAVE A RIDE THOUGH"
"WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"
"FIRST STREET"
"THEN WALK"
"MY MOM WON'T LET ME CROSS THE HIGHWAY"
"THAT'S WHAT THEY MADE CROSSWALKS FOR ASHLEY."

"I GET REALLY COLD BEFORE I HAVE TO PEE... IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH SENSE"

"WHAT'S YOUR FIFTH SENSE?"
"COMMON SENSE"

"I DON'T FEEL LIKE PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW"

"KNOCK, KNOCK"
"WHO'S THERE?"
"SMELL MOP"
"SMELL MOP WHO?"(PRONOUNCED SMELL MAH POOH! HAHAHA!!! SO YOU JUST LAUGH RIGHT AWAY!)

"MARCOS, DID YOU FART?"
"NO"
"CAUSE YOU BLOW ME AWAY."

"IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE UPDOG IN HERE?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"DANG IT! YOU RUINED IT!"
"I'M CONFUSED"

"I NEVER HEAR ANYTHING HERE, TOO MUCH MUSIC AND BLENDERS, ALL I EVER DO IS NOD, ONE DAY IM GOING TO REGRET THAT, SOMEONE IS GOING TO ASK ME IF IM PREGNANT OR SOMETHING, AND ALL I'LL DO IS NOD... THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST THING"

"I MISS ASHLEY"
"SHE ALWAYS MADE THINGS INTERESTING"
"LIKE WHEN SHE MADE HOOVER PUNCH THE LOCKERS CAUSE HE WAS SO MAD WITH HOW SLOW SHE WAS"
"OR WHEN HER CAR CAUGHT ON FIRE"
"WHEN SHE TOLD YOU SHE HAD A FAT CRUSH ON ME! BUT WE ALL ALREADY KNEW!"
"WHEN SHE COULDN'T WALK TO WORK!"
"WHEN SHE GOT HER SECOND JOB AS A LIFE GUARD! OR THOSE POOR DROWNING PEOPLE"
"WHEN I GOT TO FIRE HER!"
"GOOD TIMES... GOOD TIMES"

"THE CUSTOMER THAT SCARES ME THE MOST IS PETER AND STEVE."
"YOU MEAN THE OLD MAN, AND THE OLD MAN WITH THE CANE?"
"SO YOU AGREE?"

"I HATE NONSLIP SHOES... I CAN'T SLIP ANYMORE."

"WHY DO I HAVE TO GET A BOOST?"
"IT'S EVERYTHING WE BELIEVE IN"

I WILL KEEP THIS QUOTE WALL UPDATED WITH ALL THE FANTABOULOUS QUOTES THAT GO ON AT JAMBA, ALTHOUGH THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE LIKE QUITE AS OFTEN OR AS MUCH AS THIS... YOU KNOW? ITS JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP ME OCCUPIED. YOU GOTTA MAKE WORK AS MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE!

5 comments:

Amy said...

This is so funny! My favorite is the one about how you miss Ashley...or the one about Peter and Steve. Sounds dangerous!

AmAnDA!!! said...

o it is.

Rachel Ann said...

these are entertaining...
i hope you are having a good summer...

Allie said...

"IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE UPDOG IN HERE?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"DANG IT! YOU RUINED IT!"
"I'M CONFUSED"

That one is my favorite!!!

AmAnDA!!! said...

ya that was my bad... they totally didnt make the joke work! that actualy happened! no lie!