Friday, December 19, 2008

Completely Random

So this is a Movie game that I made up! Haha! It's awesome

So you start with one movie. Preferrably one with a lot of famous and popular actors in it. Then you take someone who was in that movie, and watch another movie with that actor, and so on and so forth until you can stop. This can go on for several days. For finals week I have been playing, and I will tell you what I have watched. The movie title will be first, followed by the actor that I choose to follow to the next movie. I wonder if I explained that well enough

Romeo + Juilet

Leonardo DiCaprio

The Man in the Iron Mask

Hugh Laurie

Sense and Sensibility

Alan Rickman (my old man crush)

Galaxy Quest

Sigourney Weaver

Holes

Shia LeBaouf (spelling?)

Transformers

John Turturro

Secret Window

Johnny Depp

Pirates of the Carribean

Kiera Knightly

Pride and Predjudice

Simon Woods

Penelope

James McAvoy

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

William Moseley

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Warwick Davis

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

Ralph Fiennes

The Prince of Egypt

Michelle Piefer

Hairspray

James Marsden

Enchanted

Susan Surandon

Little Women

Christian Bale

Newsies

Bill Pulman

While You Were Sleeping

Sandra Bullock

Two Weeks Notice

Hugh Grant

Music and Lyrics

Drew Barrymore

Never Been Kissed

Molly Shannon

Evan Almighty

Steve Carell

Get Smart

Anne Hathaway

Ella Enchanted

The End…. Or is it?

That's all I've done so far. But it's great to make this game. It makes me Feel special. And yes I either have all those movies, or were renting them at the time I did this! Haha! I'm just awesome like that.

Also random tidbits today

I saw a midget walking to school today, like an actual midget, while I was diving (mind you not to school, or I might have offered a ride, cause I would offer anyone walking a ride! Haha. It makes me feel special to give rides) any ways, saw her while I was driving and I turned to Allison and I said, that would take so long to walk to school. And it would, but you know you do what you gotta do.

Also this morning I woke up and I saw there was a car outside that was on, with its lights on. Mind you it was 6am. I thought "oh, they must be packing and leaving soon." I noticed at 7am the car was still on. So then I was concerned, but I notice someone was moving inside. So I thought to ignore it. When leaving for school at 9am. The car is still on. I wonder what is worth all that gas? What is worth just sitting there? Who is in there? And then out pops my Elders Quorum President and Relief Society President. Hm… haha actually I don't have to wonder, they are getting married in a week. So I know exactly what they were doing in there, if you catch my drift.


 


 


 

Friday, November 21, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Words About the Past Few Days

These are things where you can put random words, or a blog and then they order them funky like... it was entertaining when I should have been studying. ps- you can click on one to make it bigger!

This one is telling stories that happened over the weekend and the past couple of day's they choose random words to make big! haha! Stories like Micah hitting my head. Watching movies with John. All the book's I've been reading recently. I counted that I finished 7 books in the past 4 days. I'm obsessed!

This is taken from my blog, it chooses the most common words used to make larger! Aparently, I talk about my self in third person the most often! haha!


This was the first one I made with just random words and random people!

Monday, November 17, 2008

uh...


So I haven’t written in my blog in a while. So I thought I would update, and well I can’t think of anything too spectacular to say, I thought I would write one anyways. So I think I am going to write about the new friends that I have made this year. So that you can get acquainted with my life. PS- the order of people has nothing to do with their significance, most likely I start typing about something and it reminds me of the next person I should write about, so if any of these people read this, which I doubt they will, whether you are first or last, honestly holds no significance.

Amy- Amy Richins, she lives next door, in the next stairwell… so we share walls. I’m not sure if you can make that suggestive, but you should try. Amy was in my ward last year, but we weren’t too good of friends. But we discovered each other this year and wow! We click! And we are both very desperate for boys. But I think together we can conquer the desperateness, and hopefully wait patiently for the boy to come around. Amy makes me laugh. And for worse or for better, our laughs harmonize, literally, when we laugh (both very loud), like truly laugh, they harmonize. Like a beautiful songbird singing for everyone to hear! Interesting fact about Amy- for some reason me and her think it is hilarious to waggle our tongues at each other in a very suggestive way, all because of one comment made about tongues and stuff you do with them ;) that was suggestive. Haha! Me and Amy are pretty certain we are kindred souls Haha! Maybe?

Kiri- Kiri Ainslie, she is my beloved roommate! I love Kiri! She makes me laugh. For instance just this morning we were talking and she was saying how Britain was like “I thought you were Amanda” and she was like, “Ya, cause we look so much alike” in a very sarcastic way. I proceeded to be sarcastic “Yes, and we talk exactly the same too” Kiri the precious, gullible person that she is proceeded with the question “We do?”. There is one thing you need to know about Kiri. She is English, haha! English accent and all… so the thought that she could even remotely talk like me, makes me giggle. Interesting fact about Kiri- she is very comfortable to ride on top of ;)

Micah- Micah Jenkins! He is a great friend. We hang out all the time. Micah claims that he doesn’t talk a lot, but well I’m pretty sure that is changing. We hang out too much for it not come true! Micah served his mission in India! He made curry the other day, and claimed it would be “too spicy” for me, but I ate some and didn’t think it was too spicy, but he still claimed I wouldn’t like it cause it would be “too spicy”. I think he really just wanted to eat it all on his own. He’s not the sharing type ;) Interesting facts about Micah (there a quite a few) - he is very squeamish; he cut his finger, and almost passed out. He is very violent, he attacked me with a couch cushion and well, my head still hurts. He gets scared fairly easily as well, he’s hilarious to watch a scary movie with, and to scare. He is not touchy-feely at all, infact we are working on that ;) But the best thing about Micah is his car. The first time I rode in Micah’s car I asked him, what its name was… he then told me it didn’t have one. If you’re car has problems (which his does) it has to have a name so that it can be coaxed into working. So we have named it Monte. (it’s a Monte Carlo, so not too original, but a cool name nonetheless) now he calls it that automatically, Oh the affect I have on people ;)

Lindsay/Reba- So I put Lindsay Bean and Reba Gonzales together cause if you look them up on facebook book, the other shows up as well. So I was like hm… packaged deal? So now I think of them as one person in a way. They are Amy’s roommates. We are all becoming fast friends. It reminds me a lot of last year, when I would pretty much live in places where I didn’t. Except this year I live in my own apartment too. So it’s like Double Jeopardy! Lindsay introduced me to Zupas, it was very kind of her, and it’s very amazing, I love it. It’s delicious! Both Lindsay and Reba love High School Musical Three, they make me want to see it, and I don’t even like the first two movies! Haha! They are amazing girls. Reba has this boyfriend, and he makes me laugh. Before they were official they had like 4 DTRs! It made me laugh. Interesting Facts- Reba wears a ring on her left ring finger, because she hates dating, and out of all the people I’m friends with this semester, she is one of the only people that has a boyfriend! So I think it’s funny the one who tries so hard to avoid dating is the one that does. Also Reba falls asleep all the time. Whenever you hang out she falls asleep. Lindsay loves Zupas, they know her over there because she goes so often. I think that is funny. Lindsay and Reba both own cars, and they are so nice, and ask to give me rides often. They make me feel loved and special. Me and Lindsay share a wall, and sometimes we knock on it to each other!

Crystal and Leah- They are roommates, I put them together cause well frankly we aren’t that great of friends yet, but we will be soon I predict. Leah is so amazing; she goes into the hospital and thinks that it is no big deal! What an inspiration. When I complain about getting hit on the head! They both make me laugh, and they both are in Micah’s FHE group… so I have an in. Haha. I had to explain to Micah what an “in” was. Anyways back to Crystal and Leah! They are awesome. They live across the hall from Amy, Reba, and Lindsay! They love Rockband, and whenever we get together we try to find some way to play!

John- John Jeppson! O boy, did we like find kindred souls or what? Me and John have like exactly the same sense of humor, and we both absolutely love The Office, if you don’t watch The Office, never hand out with the two of us when we are together, because it’s pretty much all we quote when we are hanging out! I work with John, but we are still way good friends! John though is way too shallow! He needs to work on that. All he ever wants to do when we hang out, is know if cute girls are coming that he can hang out with. Apparently my friendship is not enough incentive. In fact now that I think about it, the only times that we hang out, are when food is involved, or hot girls. Dang what is that saying for my reputation! Dang now I’m all butt hurt! (inside joke). “I love inside jokes, I’d love to be a part of one someday” (kinda another inside joke, just The Office). Interesting Fact- John sings in the BYU men’s chorus, and is very single! Ladies? Any takers?

Victoria- Victoria Vance! She is like my lover! We have a blast when we are together! We work together, with John, and well we click. We have so much fun together, if only we lived closer. But we both are on Facebook all the time so we get over that real quick. She gives me guidance about boys all the time! Victoria has a lover, but it’s like the untouchable lover unfortunately. We both love the movie What’s Up Doc, which is a must for anyone that is my friend! I feel like I don’t have to write much about Victoria, because we are so much alike, that I just would be writing about myself, and not about her! Interesting facts- She is a freshman, I know! I know! But freshman friends are awesome in my opinion! She has like the funniest personality, and the best Barbra Streisand impression that I have ever seen! She is single too, and if anyone is looking for a hot, young, spontaneous, perky girl go for it! I’ll give you her number!

Kerri- Kerri McNeil. What is there to be said about Kerri! She is awesome. We aren’t that great of friends yet… but we are moving that way! She makes me laugh. Like bust a gut laughing not just like little chuckle on my insides… but like I’m about to pee my pants cause you just made me laugh so hard, laughing. Haha! Kerri owns Rockband, so I love her alone because of that, but to top it off, I can play at a higher level than her, so it makes me feel good about myself! I tell her stories and she laughs, so she makes me feel like the funniest person alive. Maybe that’s why I like her so much, because she seems to like me so much… hm… I might be onto something here. Haha! She straight up is an awesome person. And that’s pretty much all that you need to be my friend right? Owning rock band doesn’t hurt either. My friendship can be bought, just so everyone knows! Interesting facts- Kerri is from Minnesota, but really can’t ice-skate like a person from Minnesota. Kerri got second place in the State Champ Tae Kwon Do competition! Kerri also owns her own Dojo and teaches people ATA (yes I do know what that stands for by the way, and she didn’t tell me! A-ha!) Double Hawk. (inside joke again)

Monday, October 27, 2008

Quotes... That are Awesome

So this post is pretty much going to be all about me, not gonna lie. I don't normally just sit around and brag about myself, but I'm going to right now. Cause I can. So me and Allison have some pretty amazing Quotes together, and I thought it would be fun to just put them all up here, and there will probably be some amazing ones, with other people that I like too. Like my roommates. Or Other friends. Cause I generally like people.
So Here It Goes

Amanda: "I was hoping to use your illness for my benefit."

Amanda: "You're speaking in riddles, Eugene. That's not actually a quote. I just added Eugene to make it funny."

Allison: "We ate a whole pizza!"
Amanda: "No, we didn't. It's dispersed among the other pizzas. How pathetic. We can't even eat a whole medium pizza."
Allison: "Well, you weren't hungry, and I'm sick. What do you expect?"
Amanda: "Sorry I failed as the chubby friend in this relationship." Amanda reading Rachel Jane's blog: "I love my life because I work with austic preschoolers."

Amanda: "Go to bed." Allison: "In a second. I have to chew out my friend first." Amanda: "Why don't you just tell him goodbye?" Allison: "You mean tonight or for forever?" Amanda: "Pick one."

Allison: "I would totally go on a date with my husband." Amanda: "You should. He was way cute."

Amanda: "We caught a tarantula once. But it died. Actually, it exploded."

Allison: "You can describe him as my Jacob. I know that's weird, but it's the same exact situation."
Amanda: "So he's going to fall in love with your mutant baby? Weird. Let me know how that works out."
Allison: "lol!!!!!! No! I mean in New Moon Jacob, gosh."
Amanda: "Oh, so your second love. I see."

Allison: "No. I don't love him. That's Eclipse."

Amanda: "Do you still have a cold sore?"
Allison: "Yeah but it's almost gone."
Amanda: "If my husban
d has cold sores, I'll be really sad because I'll get cold sores."
Allison: "Well, you could just not kiss him for two weeks."
Amanda: "Or kiss him everywhere else..."
Allison: "Amanda!"
Amanda: "What, we're married! We're allowed to do that!"

Allison- HOLLA Shout out to my homie Amanda!!! Yo.

Amanda: "I know whats up. I stalk. I was about to say that rhymes, but it doesn't."

Amanda: "People who r
ead your blog probably think your friend Amanda is so retarded."

Amanda: "I've been attracted to objects before in dreams."
Allison: "Like what?"
Amanda: "Like a robot."

Allison: "Well my friend, we are broke, single, and bored. What else is there to live for? Let's jump off a bridge."
Amanda: "dang I was gonna answer your question with witty repartee, and then you added the bridge thing so it wouldn’t' work anymore."
Allison: "Oh. Sorry to ruin your witty remarks."

Amanda: "haha i know I’m just awesome like that, i'm like everyone’s piece of furniture in their house."
Allison: "that kinda doesn't make sense, but it's funny because i'm only half awake."

Allison: "How many times did you just say the word 'sex'?"
Amanda: "Not enough."

Amanda: "i can't believe colin firth is gay, stupid."
Allison: "he is?"
Amanda: "in the movie."
Allison: "Oh. I was like, he is not! Nooooo!!!!"
Amanda: "haha... sorry didn't mean to scare you."

Amanda: "I'm going to do self portraits of people."

Amanda: "I did not push that button you sizey crayko phone."

Amanda and Allison Quoting Juno "I am a Crakin' from the sea!" "Fuket Thailand!" "Geez, Banana, shut your freakin' gob!"

Amanda: "I'm just talking mushrooms."

Amanda: "I think I put too much of your only spice in it."
Allison: "What's my only spice?"
Amanda: "Onion salt."
Allison: "Oh, crap."

Allison: About MSN messenger when I lost my voice: "I like this form of communication. You can understand me."
Amanda: "or at least hear at a level not only heard by dongs."

Amanda: "I can't breathe"
Ty: "Maybe you need to drink some water."
Wistie: "Yeah, just drink some water."
Amanda: "It's in my lungs, not my stomach!"

Amanda: "How do you make bread suggestive?"
Allison: "I can make anything sound suggestive."
Amanda: "Is your loaf pull-apart?"
Allison: "Wow. That was lame."

Other Suggestive Bread Phrases
"You should toast that n
ow."

"I'll stick two pieces of mine in yours"

"Do you want me to butter yours?"

"Yeast makes bread rise. You wanna know what makes me rise?"

"Would you like to be involved in MY Great Harvest?"

Lame suggestive phrases:
"You could have a net weight of two pounds."

"Put your thiamine next to mine"

"Mmm. Crunchy."

Allison: "Can you imagine me in a strip club?"
Amanda: "Uh huh."

"Yeah, but it's kind of clicky."
"That's what she said." – Amanda

"Hey on Saturday do you want to go to the holy temple and throw colored power at people?" – Amanda

ALSO I WAS ON A WEBSITE, AND FOUND THIS FUNNY

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You are possible misspelled.

I'M MISSPELLED? WEIRD... I SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT.

Amanda- “Where can I sign up for that? The suicide bombing… not the baby.”

Amanda- “It was an inside joke, inside me”

Amanda- “I have the mouth of a Mormon Trucker”



Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Secrets


I don't want anyone to feel bad, but I hate secrets. Mine, and everyone else's... why do we have secrets? What as humans drives us to keep something from someone else. I'm a trusting person, why can't I tell a single person my secrets? Is there like one secret that no one can know? I guess the best thing is that we have our Heavenly Father, he knows all our secrets, problems, pains, and any afflictions that we have. I love knowing that i can turn to him in my worst of moments. Look to him for guidance, and trust him with anything and anyone. The hardest part is knowing when to act and when to let him step in. And when do I accept help in my own life? Its so hard. Life is so hard. But the good thing is there are so many people who love me, and so many people that I love. Loving others is a huge driving force in my life. If I didnt have my unwavering love for practically any person on the planet, I dont know if I could make it.

Bottom line is. Life sucks. Life rocks. To paraphrase one of my favorite movies "Life is a storm, my friends. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you strong is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we all know you, the strong, the brave, the faithful and the true."

ps- sorry that this is not as cheery as my normal blog

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Free Hand Bags!

Free Handbags! They are giving out one every hour for 24 hours on October 15th!
http://www.handbagplanet.com/

Monday, September 29, 2008

Just Something Random That Made Me Laugh

So I saw this thing online, that was an iPod Touch, that had been ran over by a car. And it's pretty sad, pictures and a story. The iPod screen is shattered, but still totally looks good underneath that, you would just totally cut yourself up trying to use it. So I saw some of the comments, and this one made me laugh really hard, and was very enlightening... so I thought I would share it with everyone.

"I hate when that happens! I'm always running over my consumer electronics with my car. I have a mental condition that creates the delusion that my driveway is the coffee table."

And then I was like, when would someone ever run over an iPod with your Truck? So then I started thinking of crazy things that would make that so... and now you can too!

here's the link for the broken iPod
http://gizmodo.com/5056471/ipod-touch-survives-brutal-pickup-truck-crushing

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Allison Is Going To Make A Great Mom


So today in SFL, which I have with Allison, we did this thing where the teacher was like I need four husbands, and four wives. Then they had to touch (don’t get your mind in the gutter) and then they got children (the two events were unrelated). And I was Allison’s honeymoon love child (well one of them). So this prompted me to make up a story for all this, and this is using the teacher’s outline, I am not going to make too much up here, just make it an actual story, as opposed to his readers digest version. So here is the story….

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Allison. There was also a boy named Spencer Schpoonmaker. Allison and Spencer met at a dance… they danced. At this dance they got to know each other very well, they each had a sincere passion for dancing, Mr. Rodgers, and Banana P’nut Butt sandwiches. So needless to say, it was love at first dance. They began to date; their life was full of dating, dancing, and sandwiches. Ahh… bliss. 7 beautiful weeks later in their relationship, the time came for the next step. So they danced as dance partners for BYU Dance Sport. They won first place, of course. Then six more weeks later, they were engaged! It was a beautiful short engagement. They got married on December 27th, during Christmas break. The family of Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Schpoonmaker was underway.

After about 3 weeks of beautiful marriage, Allison realized she was late, and not for an appointment, if you get my drift. And nine months later Allison had not one, but two! Beautiful baby girls! Spencer and Allison could not have been any happier. They named the honeymoon love twins, Amanda and Amy. They were two beautiful girls; the twins were not identical though. The girls grew up very differently. Amanda received so much grief for being the shorter twin, and the discrimination drove her to drastic measures. It first started with pink hair, of which her father did definitely not approve. Then it all spiraled out in to drugs, stealing, drinking, and so much more.

Allison and Spencer were such at a lost for what to do for their lost daughter. So they sent her away. Where, did they send her you ask? That’s a story for another day. The family continued to function without Amanda. Amy and her parents did life as usual, they no longer had Amanda in the picture, at least not till she could get her act back together. Amy was the perfect child; she never seemed to leave her father’s side or guidance.

Then the fateful day arrived. It was pretzel day. Everyone got free pretzels. Then the day after pretzel day was the scheduled day for Amanda to be allowed to return to her family. After getting over her many sins, and accepting that she was indeed the shorter twin, she was ready to return. She loved her family, and although the pink from her hair was not completely faded, the rest of her sins were done with. Her family welcomed her back with open arms. Only this time they seemed to be more aware of Amanda, they surrounded her with love, and bought her high heels. So now she was the taller twin. They all lived happily ever after… what could make life any better for the Schpoonmakers?

… a boy?

Friday, September 19, 2008

WHEN I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT

SO RECENTLY I JUST CONTINUE TO HAVE MOMENTS WHERE I JUST FEEL LIKE THE STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE, AND I THOUGHT I WOULD PUT THEM HERE, AND SEE IF ANYONE ELSE AGREES WITH ME... WHO KNOWS.

WHEN I AM STANDING AT THE CROSSWALK AND THEN SOMEONE COMES UP BEHIND ME AND PRESSES THE BUTTON TO CROSS THE STREET TOO, LIKE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO DO IT. I JUST LIKE TO STAND AT THE CROSS OR SOMETHING.

WHEN I GO TO WAVE AT SOMEONE AND I REALIZE I DON'T KNOW THEM, SO I SLOWLY REARRANGE MY HAIR.

WHEN I ACTUALLY GO AND TALK TO SOMEONE, AND IT TURNS OUT I DON'T KNOW THEM... O THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

WHEN I YELL AT SOMEONE I ACTUALLY DO KNOW, TO GET THERE ATTENTION, AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU HEARS, BUT THAT PERSON, SO THEN EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS LIKE, "YA RIGHT, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS? NICE TRY."

WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR ARM IN A SLING AND TRY TO TRY ON CLOTHES BY YOURSELF IN THE BOOKSTORE.

WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR ARM IN A SLING AND ATTEMPT TO PUT A LID ON YOUR FOOD, O AND THE LID HAS STUFF ON IT TOO. HELLO? ITS CALLED GRAVITY, THINGS WILL FALL ON THE TABLE... AND MAKE MORE OF A MESS THAN INTENDED.

WHEN MY PHONE RINGS IN CLASS... AND ITS LIKE A RANDOM INSIDE JOKE RING, THAT IS JUST EMBARRASSING.

WHEN I LAUGH AT MYSELF... IN PUBLIC... AND PEOPLE JUST LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOUR CRAZY.

HOW ABOUT WHEN I TALK TO MYSELF!

OR TODAY WHEN I WAS WALKING TO CAMPUS AND SINGING AND DANCING TO MY 80'S MUSIC? I'M 99% CERTAIN I SCARED ALL THE LITTLE FRESHMAN IN HELAMAN, THEY WERE LIKE, "THAT'S WHAT ONE YEAR OF BYU DOES TO YOU? O NO!"

WHEN I GET OUTTA BREATH FROM WALKING UP HELAMAN HILL WAY TOO FAST, BUT EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOUR AN IDIOT... THAT'S A CLASSIC, I ALWAYS TRY TO COVER IT UP BY LIKE YAWNING OR SOMETHING.

I THINK THAT IS ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW... BUT ITS HOW I AM, AND HOW COULD ANYONE LOVE ME, IF I WASN'T ME! I'M TRUE TO MY AMANDANESS, AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT ... TOO BAD, CAUSE I'M AWESOME! EVEN THOUGH I MAY BE A TOTAL NERD.

ALSO I WAS ON A WEBSITE, AND FOUND THIS FUNNY

No Movies found!
You are possible misspelled.

I'M MISSPELLED? WEIRD... I SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

BYU'S SECRET CIA VAULT

SO I HAVE FOUND IT. I HAVE FOUND BYU'S SECRET CIA ROOM.

IT IS IN THE LIBRARY, ON THE FIRST FLOOR OF THE LIBRARY, IN THE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS ROOM. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IS IN THIS ROOM THAT NEEDS TO BE SO HEAVILY PROTECTED, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO THERE.

YOU GET TO THE ROOM AND YOU ASK FOR A BOOK. YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE BOOK YOU WANT. SO YOU TELL THEM THE INFORMATION

THEN YOU FILL OUT PAPER WORK... PAPER WORK, FOR A BOOK.

THEN YOU GIVE THEM YOUR ID CARD.

THEN HAVE TO GO PUT YOUR STUFF IN A LOCKER. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BRING PHONE'S, WATER BOTTLES, OR PENS INTO THE ROOM.

THEN YOU GO BACK TO THE DESK WHERE YOU ASKED FOR YOUR BOOK, AND YOU WAIT AT THE DOOR TO THE SEALED ROOM FOR THEM TO UNLOCK IT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. THEY PRESS THE BUTTON AND YOU CAN ENTER THE ROOM.

YOU SIT AT A TABLE AND WAIT FOR THEM TO GET YOUR BOOK, FROM THE SECRET CIA VAULT.

THEN THEY COME TO A PLACE WHERE THEY SLIDE IT OPEN, AND THEY SET YOUR BOOK DOWN, AND YOU CAN COME AND GET IT.

WHEN YOU READ, THERE IS ABSOLUTE SILENCE, THERE IS FOAM PADS THAT YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME OF THE BOOKS ON TO PROTECT THEM.

AND THEN WHEN YOU RETURN YOU BOOK YOU SET IT AT THE WINDOW WHICH THEY OPEN AND THEN YOU CAN RETURN THE BOOK.

THEN YOU WAIT FOR THEM TO UNLOCK THE DOOR FROM BEHIND THE DESK AGAIN.

AND IN ADDITION, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHECK OUT A SINGLE ITEM FROM THE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS... EVEN IF ITS JUST A 200 PAGE LEISURE BOOK.

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Library: The Return

SO I HAVE YET AGAIN RETURNED TO BYU! I'M SO EXCITED! I HAVE AWESOME ROOMMATES, WHO BETTER START READING THIS BLOG, AND SOME AWESOME FRIENDS. RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN RETURNING TO THE LIBRARY, AND I FELT INSPIRED TO TAKE NOTE OF SOMEOF THE THINGS THAT I DISCOVERED.

MANY FRESHMAN WITH CD PLAYERS WALKING AROUND AS IF THOUGH CONFUSED (NOW I KNOW THEY ARE TAKING THEIR LIBRARY TOUR THING, SO I JUST THINK ITS PRETTY FUNNY)

I SAW A MAN PET A PLAQUE

THERE IS A COMPUTER THAT TELLS YOU HOW MANY COMPUTERS THERE ARE AVAILABLE ALL OVER CAMPUS! (DOES THAT MEAN THEY CAN MONITOR US FROM ANYWHERE?)

YOU CAN READ BOOKS IN THE SPECIAL COLLECTION AREA, BUT NOT CHECK THEM OUT, EVEN THOUGH IT IS JUST A 200 PAGE LEISURE NOVEL THAT YOU WANT TO READ.

YOU CAN GET FORGIVENESS ON A BOOK THAT YOU HAVE OVERDUE AND OWE LATE FEES ON... BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE SUPER NICE TO THE DESK CLERK AND THEY ARE IN A GOOD MOOD... HMMMM.

YOU CAN CHECK OUT SAMPLER ITEMS, ALTHOUGH IT SAYS YOU CANNOT, AND CAN IN MANY DIFFERENT PLACES... VERY INTERESTING.

AND THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME WHILE I WRITE THIS, KEEPS LOOKING AT EVERYTHING I DO... CREEPY... I HOPE HE LOOKS NOW AND SEES THIS TOO!

AND... I TALK TO ALLISON ALOT WHEN I'M ONLINE, WHICH CAN ONLY BRING ABOUT GOOD THINGS (AND YES, THAT WAS A SHOUT OUT! HOLLA!)

Friday, August 15, 2008

THE SPAWN OF SATAN

I HATE THIS MACHINE

I LOATHE THIS MACHINE WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

THIS MACHINE IS A SCANNER/COMPUTER/PRINTER/COPIER. THIS MACHINE IS WORTH $20,000 SO IT SHOULD BE AMAZING RIGHT?

WRONG.

THIS MACHINE IS AWFUL.

THIS MACHINE IS THE PLAGUE, THE STRAW THAT BREAKS MY CAMELS BACK.

THIS MACHINE WAS MY JOB AT THIS ROOFING COMPANY (IT WAS MY THIRD JOB, THEN MY SECOND, ONCE ONE OF MY OTHER JOBS ENDED) I WOULD SAVE THE "ROOFING JOB" IN THE COMPUTER PART OF THE MACHINE, AND THEN SCAN ALL THE PAPERS UNDER THAT THING.

IT GETS JAMMED EVERY TWO PAPERS, WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT AND TRY AGAIN.

THIS MACHINE FREEZES EVERY THREE SECONDS.

SO WHAT DOES THE COMPANY DO?

THEY GET A NEW ONE.

NEW ONE, HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS, JAMMING AND FREEZING. SO MY DAY IS FULL OF OPENING AND PULLING AND UNPLUGGING AND RESTARTING.

THE MACHINE HATES ME. I HATE IT.

THE PROBLEMS REMAIN CONSISTENT.

THEY GET THIS MACHINE SERVICED.

I GET A PHONE CALL.

THEY NEED TO GET THE MACHINE UPGRADED.

THIS IS GOING TO TAKE AT LEAST A WEEK.

THEY DON'T NEED ME TO WORK THERE ANYMORE CAUSE I LEAVE.

THIS MACHINE GOT ME FIRED.

THIS MACHINE LOST ME MONEY.

I HATE THIS MACHINE.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

My Bucket List

SO ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE, IS TO PUT A RADICAL COLOR IN MY HAIR... SO I DID IT. I'M GONNA PUT A COUPLE PICS OF MY NEW HAIR ON HERE NOW... ITS NOT TOO EXTREME!


SO AS YOU CAN SEE, ITS BARELY VISIBLE, ITS ON THE BOTTOM ON THE UNDERNEATH... CAN YOU SEE IT?



THIS ONE SHOWS THE HAIRS LIKE FROM THE BOTTOM... SO IT LOOKS ALOT COOLER. BUT NOW MY HAIR IS FADED AND RATHER SAD LOOKING.
AND IF THIS WORKS FOR ANYONE... I THINK TYOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE ALITTLE BIT OF MY HAIR... I HAVE REALLY BAD INTERNET AND I REALLY CAN'T SEE ANY OF THE PICTURES WELL AT ALL... I CAN'T WAIT FOR COLLEGE AND GOOD INTERNET!

Monday, May 26, 2008

SADNESS

MY IPOD WAS STOLEN.
MUSIC IS MY LIFE.
I'M DYING.

PS- I AM ALSO SICK TOO!

JAMBA QUOTES!

"SO THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR TIME AT JAMBA? YOU MAKE A BONG OUT OF AN ORANGE?"

"I THINK I WILL GET DRESSED NOW"

" 'AMANDA'S LIZ' "
"OOPS! I MEANT 'AMANDA'S PEE' "

"I FRACKLE MY KNUCKLES ALOT"

"THE JAMBA KNOWS."

"OH, ONE OF THOSE"

Saturday, May 24, 2008

WHERE I ACT LIKE I KNOW THINGS.

SO LIFE WITHOUT COLLEGE IS A LITTLE BORING... BUT I'M MAKING THE MOST OF IT!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY FAMILY
I'M WORKING... MAKING MONEY
HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS... SO IT'S PRETTY GREAT

SO STARTING FRIDAY I SAW THREE MOVIES... IRON MAN ON FRIDAY, NARNIA ON TUESDAY, AND THEN INDIANA JONES ON WEDS AT MIDNIGHT... I FEEL LIKE DOING A LITTLE MOVIE REVIEW ON SAID MOVIES... JUST SO THE WORLD (OR THE THREE PEOPLE THAT READ MY BLOG) KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM...

IRON MAN


ALL IN ALL A REAL GOOD MOVIE, IT KINDA REMINDED ME OF BATMAN BEGINS, IN JUST THE SENSE THAT IT HAD A GREAT BALANCE OF PLOT, CHARACTERIZATION, AND ACTION ALL IN ONE MOVIE. I LOVED THE ROMANCE PART TOO BY THE WAY. BEING A GAL WHO WAS FORCED BY HER FATHER TO READ COMICS, AND NOW ACTUALLY LIKES THEM, I WAS PLEASED TO SEE S.H.E.I.L.D MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN THE MOVIE, AND ALSO STAN LEE! IT WAS GREAT... ALL IN ALL I TRULY ENJOYED IT, AND WILL DEFINITELY BUY IT WHEN IT COMES OUT ON DVD... AND PROBABLY GO SEE THE SEQUEL IF IT COMES OUT... BUT ALOT OF SEQUELS STINK SO THAT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN.
4 STARS OUT OF 5!


CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN
AMAZING! THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZING! THE SETTING! THE ACTING! THE MUSIC! THE HOT PRINCE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM A MOVIE? HONESTLY THOSE KIDS SEEM TO GET MORE ATTRACTIVE AS THEY GET OLDER, AND THEY SEEM TO GET HOT FRIENDS... BUT WHILE THE "SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF ADAM AND EVE" GET HOTTER, IT APPEARS THE "NARNIANS" ARE JUST GETTING UGLIER AND FORGET ALL ABOUT HYGIENE! THEY LIKE THE GRUNGE LOOK! THERE ARE EVEN TWO NARNIANS SO HIDEOUS I COULD BARELY WATCH... THEY WERE SLIMY AND CRUSTY! AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE YOU MIGHT WONDER WHEN DID ALL OF NARNIA BECOME SPANIARDS WHO SPEAK SPANISH, BUT CHOOSE INSTEAD FOR EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH WITH A SPANISH ACCENT... I BELIEVE IT WAS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE PEOPLE WHO LEAVE NARNIA AND GO BACK TO EARTH, NOW THEY CAN ALL COMMUNICATE WITH EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH! HOW THOUGHTFUL! THE MOVIE ALL IN ALL WAS AMAZING! I READ THE BOOKS AS A CHILD AND REMEMBER THIS ONE WAS MY FAVORITE, I ACTUALLY GAVE UP AFTER THIS ONE, BECAUSE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ISN'T ALLOWED TO COME TO NARNIA ANYMORE :'( I WILL DEFINITELY BE BUYING THIS MOVIE THE DAY IT COMES OUT IF I CAN. IT WAS BETTER THAN THE FIRST MOVIE IN MY OPINION
4.5 OUT OF 5!

INDIANA JONES
I WAS EXPECTING TO MUCH OUT OF THIS MOVIE. TO PUT IT SHORTLY...
IT WAS CHUCK NORRIS IN A HAT... ON X-FILES.
THE END.
THE ACTION WAS AWESOME AND THE PLOT WAS GOOD... UNTIL THE VERY END WHEN YOU FIGURE IT ALL OUT, AND THE ACTION GOES AWAY... ONE WOULD THINK THE END WOULD HAVE THE MOST ACTION... THIS IS AN INCORRECT ASSUMPTION... MOVIES NOWADAYS HAVE A DIFFERENT STRATEGY WHERE THEY LIKE TO RESOLVE ACTION GENRE MOVIES... WITHOUT ACTION.
I DID STILL ENJOY IT TILL THE VERY END THOUGH, SO IF YOU ARE AN INDIANA JONES OR SHIA LABOUF FAN... I WOULD STILL SUGGEST SEEING THIS MOVIE! THEY ALSO HINTED THAT SHIA IS GOING TO BE THE NEW INDIANA JONES... LIKE MAKE MORE MOVIES! HAHA THAT WILL BE AWESOME... I WOULD WATCH THOSE ANY DAY!
I WILL PROBABLY BUY IT TOO... JUST CAUSE I REALLY LIKE SHIA LABOUF! HAHA.
3.7 OUT OF 5

O YA... SAW A PREVIEW FOR THE MUMMY 3... IT LOOKS HORRIBLE, BUT I LOVE BRENDAN FRASER AND AM GLAD HE IS BACK IN MOVIES! IN FACT 3 THIS SUMMER! AFTER TAKING A HIATUS FOR A WHILE! SO I WILL PROBABLY SEE IT IN THE DOLLAR THEATRES IN PROVO... THEY DIDN'T USE ANY OF THE SAME ACTORS EXCEPT BRENDAN... HIS KID GREW UP TOO FAST, AND IS A DIFFERENT ACTOR, AND HIS WIFE IS NOT RACHEL WEISSE, ITS SOME NO NAME ACTRESS, O WELL... I STILL LIKE BRENDAN... O AND THIS ONE HAS JET LI IN IT TOO!

JAMBA QUOTES:
"THAT MOP NEEDS TO GO"

"I WONDER WHAT CUSTOMERS WOULD THINK RIGHT NOW IF THEY SAW US IN HERE TAKING OFF AS MUCH CLOTHES AS WE CAN"
"WHO CARES? WE'RE HOT!"

"I TRULY SCREWED UP THE ORDER! UGH! I GOT ALL CLEAR CUPS... I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY MADE THESE IN CLEAR!"
"YOU GOT THE BIG ONES CLEAR? AMANDA I LOVE YOU."

Monday, May 12, 2008

Jamba Juice

SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, BUT I WORK AT JAMBA JUICE, AND TONIGHT I HAVE COME TO REALIzE THAT ALOT OF INTERESTING QUOTES AND STORIES COME OUT OF THERE... SO I THOUGHT I WOULD POST THEM HERE, LIKE MY OWN JAMBA JUICE QUOTE WALL! JUST SO YOU KNOW... NOT ALL OF THESE ARE DIRECTLY FROM MY OWN MOUTH, ALOT OUR FROM OTHERS... JUST SO YOU KNOW.

"SOMETIMES, AN ORANGE JUST HAPPENS"

"I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY."
"WHY NOT?"
"MY CAR IS ON FIRE"
"THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT IT OUT"

"I CAN'T COME TO WORK TODAY."
"WHY NOT?"
"I DON'T HAVE A CAR"
"NEITHER DO I"
"I DON'T HAVE A RIDE THOUGH"
"WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"
"FIRST STREET"
"THEN WALK"
"MY MOM WON'T LET ME CROSS THE HIGHWAY"
"THAT'S WHAT THEY MADE CROSSWALKS FOR ASHLEY."

"I GET REALLY COLD BEFORE I HAVE TO PEE... IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH SENSE"

"WHAT'S YOUR FIFTH SENSE?"
"COMMON SENSE"

"I DON'T FEEL LIKE PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW"

"KNOCK, KNOCK"
"WHO'S THERE?"
"SMELL MOP"
"SMELL MOP WHO?"(PRONOUNCED SMELL MAH POOH! HAHAHA!!! SO YOU JUST LAUGH RIGHT AWAY!)

"MARCOS, DID YOU FART?"
"NO"
"CAUSE YOU BLOW ME AWAY."

"IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE UPDOG IN HERE?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"DANG IT! YOU RUINED IT!"
"I'M CONFUSED"

"I NEVER HEAR ANYTHING HERE, TOO MUCH MUSIC AND BLENDERS, ALL I EVER DO IS NOD, ONE DAY IM GOING TO REGRET THAT, SOMEONE IS GOING TO ASK ME IF IM PREGNANT OR SOMETHING, AND ALL I'LL DO IS NOD... THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST THING"

"I MISS ASHLEY"
"SHE ALWAYS MADE THINGS INTERESTING"
"LIKE WHEN SHE MADE HOOVER PUNCH THE LOCKERS CAUSE HE WAS SO MAD WITH HOW SLOW SHE WAS"
"OR WHEN HER CAR CAUGHT ON FIRE"
"WHEN SHE TOLD YOU SHE HAD A FAT CRUSH ON ME! BUT WE ALL ALREADY KNEW!"
"WHEN SHE COULDN'T WALK TO WORK!"
"WHEN SHE GOT HER SECOND JOB AS A LIFE GUARD! OR THOSE POOR DROWNING PEOPLE"
"WHEN I GOT TO FIRE HER!"
"GOOD TIMES... GOOD TIMES"

"THE CUSTOMER THAT SCARES ME THE MOST IS PETER AND STEVE."
"YOU MEAN THE OLD MAN, AND THE OLD MAN WITH THE CANE?"
"SO YOU AGREE?"

"I HATE NONSLIP SHOES... I CAN'T SLIP ANYMORE."

"WHY DO I HAVE TO GET A BOOST?"
"IT'S EVERYTHING WE BELIEVE IN"

I WILL KEEP THIS QUOTE WALL UPDATED WITH ALL THE FANTABOULOUS QUOTES THAT GO ON AT JAMBA, ALTHOUGH THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE LIKE QUITE AS OFTEN OR AS MUCH AS THIS... YOU KNOW? ITS JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP ME OCCUPIED. YOU GOTTA MAKE WORK AS MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

LIFE WITHOUT COLLEGE

I'M BORED.

BUT HONESTLY... WHO ISNT BORED THAT IS HOME FROM COLLEGE RIGHT NOW? I MEAN I HAVE FRIENDS HERE, BUT THEY ARE FEW AND FAR APART... MOST ARE JUST STILL AT COLLEGE, CAUSE BYU IS AWESOME AND GETS OUT WAY EARLY... BUT RIGHT NOW I BASICALLY HAVE ONE FRIEND, PLUS MY FAMILY, AND HERS (I'M LIKE PART OF HER FAMILY).

I WISH I WAS BACK AT SCHOOL HAVING FUN WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE... I READ PEOPLE'S BLOGS ;) AND SEE ALL THE FUN STORIES THAT I AM MISSING AND ALL THE LISTS THAT I GET LEFT OUT OF(JUST KIDDING)
PEOLE FORGET PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AROUND... KINDA A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT I HAVE COME TO LEARN AN ACCEPT MOVING AROUND SOOO MANY TIMES.

I LOVE BEING HOME THOUGH... ITS AWESOME... JUST BORING YOU KNOW? EVERY THING HAS A GOOD SIDE, SO HERE'S A LIST OF WHAT'S SO GOOD
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SOMETHING TO BE AWESOME AND BORING AT THE SAME TIME?
1. I GET TO PARTY WITH MY FAM... WORK MAKING OVER 9 BUCKS AN HOUR, WHICH IS REALLY NICE.
2. I GET TO SEE LAURA... THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. WE HANG ALL THE TIME... I THINK IT BUGS HER, BUT SHE GETS OVER IT REALLY QUICK
3. I HAVE MORE THAN JUST 5 NETWORK CHANNELS AND 14 FOREIGN LANGUAGE CHANNELS ON OUR TV
4. I GET TO GO TO DISNEYLAND WITH ALLISON AND TYLOR AT SOME POINT THIS SUMMER
5. ITS VERY NICE WEATHER IN NOR CAL
6. I DON'T HAVE TO LEARN FOR SCHOOL ANYMORE
7. I GET TO DRIVE A CAR
8. BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT IN AUGUST, AND I HAVE A CAR SO I CAN HAVE EASY ACCESS TO GET IT. WOOHOO!!!!
9. I GET TO SEE OTHER FRIENDS FROM THIS AREA AND HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES
10. LIFE IS ALWAYS JUST AWESOME!!!