Friday, August 15, 2008

THE SPAWN OF SATAN

I HATE THIS MACHINE

I LOATHE THIS MACHINE WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

THIS MACHINE IS A SCANNER/COMPUTER/PRINTER/COPIER. THIS MACHINE IS WORTH $20,000 SO IT SHOULD BE AMAZING RIGHT?

WRONG.

THIS MACHINE IS AWFUL.

THIS MACHINE IS THE PLAGUE, THE STRAW THAT BREAKS MY CAMELS BACK.

THIS MACHINE WAS MY JOB AT THIS ROOFING COMPANY (IT WAS MY THIRD JOB, THEN MY SECOND, ONCE ONE OF MY OTHER JOBS ENDED) I WOULD SAVE THE "ROOFING JOB" IN THE COMPUTER PART OF THE MACHINE, AND THEN SCAN ALL THE PAPERS UNDER THAT THING.

IT GETS JAMMED EVERY TWO PAPERS, WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT AND TRY AGAIN.

THIS MACHINE FREEZES EVERY THREE SECONDS.

SO WHAT DOES THE COMPANY DO?

THEY GET A NEW ONE.

NEW ONE, HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS, JAMMING AND FREEZING. SO MY DAY IS FULL OF OPENING AND PULLING AND UNPLUGGING AND RESTARTING.

THE MACHINE HATES ME. I HATE IT.

THE PROBLEMS REMAIN CONSISTENT.

THEY GET THIS MACHINE SERVICED.

I GET A PHONE CALL.

THEY NEED TO GET THE MACHINE UPGRADED.

THIS IS GOING TO TAKE AT LEAST A WEEK.

THEY DON'T NEED ME TO WORK THERE ANYMORE CAUSE I LEAVE.

THIS MACHINE GOT ME FIRED.

THIS MACHINE LOST ME MONEY.

I HATE THIS MACHINE.

3 comments:

Allie said...

Wow that machine... is... like you said. Spawn of Satan. I'm sorry. Technology makes life so much easier, but at the same time, pretty much ruins life and makes it way too complicated.

Amy said...

This is rather interesting because we have the exact same machine at my job and it works just fine...maybe it's a conspiracy.

AmAnDA!!! said...

it truly is... it hated me