Tuesday, September 9, 2008

BYU'S SECRET CIA VAULT

SO I HAVE FOUND IT. I HAVE FOUND BYU'S SECRET CIA ROOM.

IT IS IN THE LIBRARY, ON THE FIRST FLOOR OF THE LIBRARY, IN THE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS ROOM. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IS IN THIS ROOM THAT NEEDS TO BE SO HEAVILY PROTECTED, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO THERE.

YOU GET TO THE ROOM AND YOU ASK FOR A BOOK. YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE BOOK YOU WANT. SO YOU TELL THEM THE INFORMATION

THEN YOU FILL OUT PAPER WORK... PAPER WORK, FOR A BOOK.

THEN YOU GIVE THEM YOUR ID CARD.

THEN HAVE TO GO PUT YOUR STUFF IN A LOCKER. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BRING PHONE'S, WATER BOTTLES, OR PENS INTO THE ROOM.

THEN YOU GO BACK TO THE DESK WHERE YOU ASKED FOR YOUR BOOK, AND YOU WAIT AT THE DOOR TO THE SEALED ROOM FOR THEM TO UNLOCK IT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. THEY PRESS THE BUTTON AND YOU CAN ENTER THE ROOM.

YOU SIT AT A TABLE AND WAIT FOR THEM TO GET YOUR BOOK, FROM THE SECRET CIA VAULT.

THEN THEY COME TO A PLACE WHERE THEY SLIDE IT OPEN, AND THEY SET YOUR BOOK DOWN, AND YOU CAN COME AND GET IT.

WHEN YOU READ, THERE IS ABSOLUTE SILENCE, THERE IS FOAM PADS THAT YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME OF THE BOOKS ON TO PROTECT THEM.

AND THEN WHEN YOU RETURN YOU BOOK YOU SET IT AT THE WINDOW WHICH THEY OPEN AND THEN YOU CAN RETURN THE BOOK.

THEN YOU WAIT FOR THEM TO UNLOCK THE DOOR FROM BEHIND THE DESK AGAIN.

AND IN ADDITION, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHECK OUT A SINGLE ITEM FROM THE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS... EVEN IF ITS JUST A 200 PAGE LEISURE BOOK.

3 comments:

Allie said...

What the crap were you reading? Wow.

AmAnDA!!! said...

i was only reading one of that ladies romance novels

Rachel Ann said...

i missed you. and still have yet to see you! also, glad to see you are back to your happy self. your summer blogs weren't very happy.