Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Short People Got No Reason to Live

Those of you who know me, know that I am fairly short. Most people think that it's cute to be short, and while sometimes it's fun, especially because you are almost always shorter than guys, so it opens up a lot more possibilities dating wise. Overall short people have difficulties though. Let me break it down for you and let you know what being short is really like.

First off, all your friends think that you are the perfect size for an arm rest, so they are constantly leaning on you. 
 Every hug is awkward. 
 Seeing anything at a play, concert, or movie is impossible, unless you're in the front row. 
Grabbing anything in the kitchen takes alot of talent, you have to learn to jump and grab things accurately.
 Being in relationships is sometimes difficult. 
 Don't even talk to me about shopping...
 Your friends always make you stand in the front in photos. 
You can never find your friends in a crowd. 
Let's not even talk about kissing people who are of average or tall height. 
 And worst of all... even Randy Newman hates you!

1 comment:

Allie said...

Screw Randy Newman